Chronically Ill, former Senior Net Sec and Sys Sec Engineer
retired: Musician, DJ, Critic and Drag Queen.
Goth for Life
Extreme Music enjoyer
Gorehound
cRPG, 4X and Grand Strategy player

If it is a UNIX I probably worked with it.
Linux user since 1993.

If it's COBOL I have to take twice my usual rate.